15 Apr

Storyteller - Philistine Jackson Being Lazy

Passingthrough GAPhilistine Hesus Jackson here, working on his vocals, soar throat rotten from all the hollering, and cold as a cat in an icebox. It’s autumn. Folks, sweet pumpkins, its been a long time.  Last time I conversed with you was June 3, 2005, mid summer, mid angst, and just before vacation time. How you been? 

Me, I been lazy, I been doing nothing, I been hot. The leaves are a changing; the times are changing, so I thought I would give this Radio YT Internet hour another crack. A couple of months ago this angry black man, yours truly, was publicly dissecting the evils of Jealousy. The premise of my show was a frank discussion of the seven virtues and seven sins as agreed upon by ancient texts. This open discussion was to be instigated by a 33-year angry black man stuck in a poor white man’s body. Me!
I warned you last time. I have no job, I do though cut the Rocket Memorial lawn, I have no life, and I’m broadcasting from my bedroom, if you tuned in the past months and got nothing, well that’s because there was nothing. I was enjoying the finer things in life, the hot weather, cold ice tea in the shade of The Rocket, and my family. I still got no job, no money, and no honey but at least I got my radio programme. In June I exposed the tragedies of befriending Jealousy, in October we is to discuss Sloth.

Sloth?! What a second, what is that? Hold on folks; watch this Chicken, Grits, and Tea Flash commercial while I go search out my dictionary. It will only take me a couple of minutes to decipher the subject of my next radio hour. Read more…

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